we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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