when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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