You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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