Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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