benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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