do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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