i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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