She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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