Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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