where does the pee come out of this thing
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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