I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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