just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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