They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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