did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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