we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
