Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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