Your tits are I can't wait for
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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