Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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