I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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