everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
