Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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