I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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