Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just gift wrapped bread.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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