just come out here and I will go home with you...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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