Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
