I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
