So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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