Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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