Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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