I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
