woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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