I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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