I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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