I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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