I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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