apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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