so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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