I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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