That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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