i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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