All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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