Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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