i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wish my penis had a tongue
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Can you repeat that, but with context?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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