their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
