2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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