why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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