Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I am available for nakedness
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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