Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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