I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
this just has baby written all over it
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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