put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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