Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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