isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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