what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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