Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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