If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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