love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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