omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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