At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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